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punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

(via myscratchedghost)

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hijabihana:

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

i love this so much

hijabihana:

bazook:

pinkypyro:

kevinsanoposts:

Six hundred goddamn AD

Six hundred. Goddamn AD.

This needs to be en-grained in every single living human.

i love this so much

(Source: hadeiadel, via royal-commoner)

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20 hours ago

caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

(via fuckoffasap)

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20 hours ago

They met for detention 30 years ago today.
March 24, 1984

They met for detention 30 years ago today.

March 24, 1984

(Source: afurnacewithwings, via nomoreroominhell666)

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20 hours ago

mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via eqberts)

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20 hours ago

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via life-of-a-teenage-loner)

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20 hours ago

flowertwink:

when someone judges u for eating ass

image

(Source: ouijatwink, via guy)

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20 hours ago

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via osnapitzmelina)

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1 day ago

ocheano:

in my daily basis when people suddenly laugh i always think they are making fun of me please tell me i’m not the only one 

(via hi-tricia)

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1 day ago

karcuttle:

me: *accidentally makes a noise that sounds like a fart*
me: *makes noise 500 more times so anyone who heard it knows i did not fart*

(via turtlechix)

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1 day ago
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